THAT CAMERA MAN
March 2, 2015
I came upon a desert land
Betrothed in oil and lots of sand
I trekked the globe to race a tri
The aim to swim and bike and fly.
Alas I thought I hadn’t done
The work required to have the fun.
(That comes later in the year
When one’s love handles disappear…)
Anyway I tried to swim,
It didn’t work, despite a Hymn.
I called on God but He said “Nooo
Ah’ve more important things tae do”.
My corpse washed up upon the shore,
A beat up athlete on deaths do...